Freight that bonks the competition
Our cargo team straps tiny helmets on every parcel. Because safety.
Request a bonk quote →Bonk! Our planes are bonk-certified.
Experience the only airline where every safety briefing includes a bonk on the head for good luck.
Sky Snack: Airborne Spaghetti
Slurp noodles at 30,000 feet. Complimentary helmet bib included.
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Upgrade to Bonkness Class
Lounge access, pre-flight bonking spa, and unlimited inflatable mallets.
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Bonk Delivery Drones
Our drones politely tap packages on the porch to announce delivery. Sign up to receive live "bonk alerts" and brag to your neighbors.
Start bonking deliveriesLatest giggles from 30,000 feet
Pilot accidentally announces karaoke hour, passengers cheer
A bumbling intercom button press leads to the highest-altitude rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" ever recorded.
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Cargo hold now includes trampoline lane
Because your packages deserve a bounce before the bonk. We're serious.
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New route: Memechester to Laughlin
The only flight that features inflight meme history with interpretive dance.
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